Tuesday 28 May 2013

Love and Hip Hop Season 2 episode 6: Traci Steele does Angry Jealous Black Woman; Stevie J, Joseline and Che Mack may be a new love triangle; Mimi turns Video Hoe for Nikko; K Michelle causes trouble by calling some dude called Johnny; Kirk and Rasheeda are still whining

 Love and Hip Hop Atlanta - another episode of mayham, insults and slurs. Just writing about highlights.



Traci Steele and Drew - loserville hits again.

Traci Steele does her impression of angry jealous black woman to a couple of candidates Drew has lined up for the business venture. Are those lips real? Or just bee stung? Traci without any provocation starts to call the girls 'hos'.  And editing or no editing this episode she was portrayed as a hater and jealous ex-girl friend.

Drew seems used to her and pretty much is all about the greenbacks he just wants her backing for the business. He doesn't care either way what Traci thinks or feels. He will put up with all her tantrums and ranting once he gets the investment cheque/check.




COULD SOMEONE TELL TRACI STEELE
  • SHE IS NOT MARRIED TO DREW
  • DREW IS NOT HER BOYFRIEND
  • SHE HAS NO RELATIONSHIP TO HIM WHATSO EVER THAT SHOULD MAKE HER JEALOUS


She goes to lunch with her sister who even tries to reason with her about doing business with Drew. Why do business with Drew if it upsets her so much. Her answer - because he does business well. It runs deeper than that because if were only about the cash she would hand it over and not try and get involved in the venture.



K Michelle, Johnny and Nikki

K Michelle makes a comment about some wannabe called Johnny. This bitch-assed john is listening in to ladies conversation and proceeds to hasrass K Michelle about it. 

Nikko and Johnny bully K Michelle. Right there that Johnny dude acted like a weak bitch. Nikko been real stupid goes in as well on K Michelle. Does anyone know that K Michelle's mouth is a machine gun. Anyone who gets in her lane needs to be read for her mouth.

Some of what K Michelle said to the Nikko and Johnny
  • “You’re PMSing, eat chocolate” says K Michelle
  • “Move away from your roommate. You have a roommate in Atlanta. Rent isn’t that high boo boo in Atlanta. This is not New York. 1,000 dollar rent and you split it? Get the fuck out of here.”

In the end Nikko was talking empty threats like he thinks he's some big name. Telling K Michelle she'll never work again. Sit down fool. Silly man. Where does Mimi get these men from?


Anyway it all kicks off and K Michelle is dragged off the scene by Ariane. Mimi comes back and starts screaming at Ariane.


How come Mimi never went that hard at Joseline?


 K Michelle goes and get Ariane and Nikko calms Mimi down.

Mimi is fuming about her day being spoiled when Nikko corrected her and told her it was HIS DAY and TIME WAS MONEY. You see this stuff, I can just see Stevie J laughing his head off.

 K Michelle Quote from VH1 blog



Joseline, Stevie J and Tattoo Girl- Che Mack

Stevie seems to have the hots for tattoo girl Che Mack - she does look a bit like Joseline though. And what Mimi said last season about Stevie loving to pick up strays and save them is coming back to haunt her. Clearly Tattoo girl is another potential Joseline and Stevie J can't stop himself from sniffing around her.

He even made his way to her projects house - which was nicely furnished and carried her a new TV. The man has a way. Oh did I mention he met Mimi and accused her of running with a knock off Stevie J?

Scrappy, Bucky Shay and Momma Dee

It seems Momma Dee's behavour is getting to Scrappy now. He just wants her out of his life - he even goes so far to say his not her father, brother or husband. He want her to butt out.


But I think this should have been said years ago.

Anyway Momma Dee throws him an 'end of engagement' party with Bucky Shay there. Bucky Shay isn't impressed because as she said - they fight and make up. Just because Scrappy is mad at his mother now doesn't mean things won't be okay later.

Bucky Shay is like she doesn't want to be used by Momma Dee and she totally over Scrappy.  I think she is there for the exposure and the check.

Scrappy hits his father for advise and the man tells him the truth. KEEP YOUR MOTHER OUT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS. Scrappy then goes on about text messaging that Erica found. His father is like is it true and Scrappy admits - yes. But he only wanted to know if he still had the touch. If girls would still want him due to all this drama Erica is putting him through. I don't know what to say. Actually it's quite simple  - he's not ready to settle down yet and is running scared.

Four Earrings Kirk and Rasheeda

Boring, boring and boring. At least Drew and Traci are irritating and annoying. This couple just to whine all the time. So Rasheeda is pregnant and Kirk is still behaving like a female dog - bitch.

Nothing else worth talking about. 


Saturday 25 May 2013

R&B Divas Season 2 Episode 4: Latocha and Rocky cast plenty of shady, Syleena's Momma makes an appearance, Sweet cutie Brandi appears on show to help Mom Nicci with ratings and Keke and Micheal have a romantic dinner.

This is just a general commentary and summary rather than a full recap.


Rocky and LaTocha.

This couple cast shade like the night. For real.

The show starts off with Latocha, Monifah and Syleena with their managers. That is Syleecia, Rocky and some fat man who manages Monifah.  Nicci is absent and so is Keke who isn't feeling the tour. Anyway Syleecia defends herself regarding the e-blast however all the other managers seem to think the tour is a good idea.

Then for no reason (or maybe it was edited out) Latocha's husband and manager Rocky calls Michael a bitch. You know Keke Wyatt's husband manager. I'm shocked and so is Latocha who seems embrasseed. She asks Rocky who and Rocky just shrugs and says Micheal shouldn't have spoken with Slyeecia about some things. That Micheal was being negative instead of progressive.


Suddenly I'm seeing a different and ugly side to Rocky.

Then Latocha visits Slyeena's photoshoot for some hair and starts to whine about women not supporting each other. Anyway at some point she's invited with her sister to feature as Xscape the group at the So So Def concert.

The other two don't turn up (Tiny and Kandi) and then Latocha starts to cast shade on them but she doesn't  mention any names. However I will. Kandi Buress is doing very well with her own show Real Housewives of Atlanta and has her own show. Also Tameka “Tiny” Cottle doing brilliantly with her own show, fine family (with TI) and her clothing line. Apparently Latocha went around throwing all sorts of nasty accusations back in the day about Kandi Buress so things turned pretty ugly in the group.

To be fair it's very hard to be in a band with two sisters. They will dominate and probably Latocha and her sister Tamika did. Anyway as I said the others don't need the money to perform as Xscape - I wonder who owns the rights to the band's name? Jermaine Dupri or the Latocha and her sister Tamika Scott? 

Anyway we see a very tiny Jermaine Dupri - had the guy shrunk with age? Even Latocha is taller than him. Anyway she is doing a Joseline and Karlie Redd from love and Hip Hop talking about her career. All I can say is that her performance on the night was off key and she needs to practise her runs a little more often.


Pretty Brandi comes back with drama

Nicci's cute daughter Brandi was back again. I like Brandi - sweet, pleasant and cheeky. Now from last season I figured Brandi only appeared with Nicci didn't really have a good edge to her storyline and the reason was last season we left Brandi going to train to become a stylist in New York and her mother Nicci was sponsoring her course.

However this season all of a sudden Nicci informs us that Brandi is waiting tables at restaurant and trying to pay bills. I'm like what happened to the whole fashion stylist training. Remember her vision was to have Curvato for Teens?  See the link for Episode 7 where Brandi features

http://sunggie.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/r-divas-episode-7-niccis-curvato-faiths.html

Anyway it happens that where Brandi was waitressing has gone out of business and she suddenly needs a job.  So Nicci offers her a job at Curvato. Again.  Now this is the same job she was doing last season.

As you know this is one for the team Mum Nicci's brand so Brandi just plays her part with Nicci going crazy over some made up drama. This time there were no clothes for the photo shoot. Jakeem also got a mention as well - remember him as Nicci's assistant last season.  Here is a picture of Jakeem and Brandi trying to look serious while Nicci gives them tasks last season.



What I really think happened is that Nicci was unhappy with Syleena getting air time for her hair brand so she decided to get some for her brand Curvato.

Keke and Micheal




Keke and Micheal go out to celebrate two years of marriage - I thought she had like six kids however it transpires they have been together for five years.  Anyway Keke is thinking more babies but she know that Micheal has his hands full.

He is still training to be a pastor, the manage stuff and being a dad. He gives her a pair of earrings - I think real diamond this time and they really seem like a genuine couple. Their relationship works for them. Nice.

I wonder what Keke will say when she finds out that Rocky called Micheal a bitch? You know Keke doesn't suffers any foolery when it comes to her family. It's a pity they don't do reunion shows.

Syleena and her mother


Check out Syleena's hair range http://truedivahair.com/

The 'issues' story. Syleena and her mother have  issues but the mother seems to have problems drinking and smoking. Anyway another sister suggests she should say with Syleena. We get the usual  Iyanla Vanzant Heal Your Life about Syleena and her mother. Apparently she thinks her mother doesn't like her. Also she thinks she isn't spending enough time with her kids  and she's bad mother and bad daughter.

Well Syleena goes to see Monifah about dealing with her mother's addiction. If you remember last season was all about Monifah's addictions and her desire to have a baby hmmm...I wonder where that idea when. Anyway Monifah tells Syleena it's her mother business and not hers. Right but not so easy...


Anyway Syleena's mother comes to say and Syleena starts to give her ground rules.

  • No bossing me around
  • No telling me what to do
At this point we can see why it's hard to like her. Syleena is just a difficult person. Her mother gets all defensive and starts saying you can't tell me what to do and that Syleena is the child and she the mother.  To be fair Syleena came over quite rude and aggressive. There are ways to say things without being aggressive.

Then the nurse sister tells the mother than Syleena thinks the mother doesn't like her.  The mother does that old trick of saying she loves her - yes but does she like her? Anyway the sister asked again and the mother said she did like Syleena. but they are alike.  Syleena says in the confessional why is it she is only like people when it comes to the negative.


She shows her mother her room and for some reason they all bond. However the mother says something that is really poigniant and sad. She says all her family are in heaven (dead) and now it's a new family - perhaps she always felt removed from her children. Who knows....

That's all I got from it. No Angie Stone, No Faith Evans and very little Keke Wyatt.

 

Thursday 23 May 2013

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 2 episode 5: Traci has Jealous Baby Mama Symdrome,Stevie J, Joseline Karlie and Benzino still talking porno and sex with Joseline, K Michelle talks about vaginas, salt and sex demons. Mimi introduces Nikko, Traci Steele

 I'm just doing a summary of whole show mostly because it was more of the same fuckery going round in each scene.

TRACI Steele has jealous Baby Mama Syndrome and need to get real

Traci Steele is plain annoying and it's pathetic situation. Too pathetic and sorry assed with her Jealous Baby Mama Syndrome. It's seven years since Traci and Drew have been together and while Drew smashes, sleeps, sexes around she pretends that they are a family. It's really strange because what will happen if one day Drew turns up with some hoochie mama and says this is who he wants to marry.


She is demanding change and I'm not sure she can when she's NOT EVEN GOING OUT WITH HIM.
  Even Drew tries to reason with her by saying it's been SEVEN YEARS since they were together.


 There is some miscommunication that suits Drew for now because he hasn't found anyone to settle with and  but if the cow keeps on milking dollars Drew is sure to be there to collect.

 Whether this story line is true or not or Traci Steele is using it for exposure she needs to get a back bone and listen to some Beyonce and not keep on winding about the one that got away. It also make Drew seem pathetic as well for all we know he doesn't pay any child support and gets payments from Traci to keep his assed housed, fed and clothed. A male gold digger.

The Rest

Mimi is now going out with a man called Nikko who was introduced to all the girls and Nikko wants her to star in his video.

Erica breaks it off with Scrappy after looking in his phone and finding out messages and called from other women. I'm confused because I thought his mother Momma Dee was the problem but apparently not - it seems our boy Scrappy probably thinks this is just for the show. Anyway he asks her if she wants to ring? Scrappy means probably does Erica want to get married. She doesn't answer nor does she return the ring.

Here is the thing - she is trying to change a ten year old relationship into some romantic fantasy.

Stevie J, Joseline, Benzino and Karlie

The main issue here is that Karlie carries stories round or is a snitch, sneak or taleteller or tattletale - take your pick. Just because you know something doesn't mean you say and I think at some point Stevie J tries to tell her that.

Anway drama of Benzino allegdly sleeping with Joseline and watching her Joseline porno gets out of hand. I'm not really sure what the point is - Benzino goes to talk to Karlie however Karlie starts to chuck stuff at him. And Benzino reveals he has a sex tape of him and Karlie Redd - NASTY!





Later on Karlie mets Stevie J and Joseline and at some point Joseline Joseline then jumps up and wants to punch Karlie's face in. She insults Karlie by calling her old, and saying that's why she has no career but then Joseline has exactly the same career options as Karlie - reality show star.



Who cares - all about some porno video of Joseline.

Stevie and a new wannabe

Stevie J is now hooking up with another wannabe who is tattooed like crazy - it's interesting but will they age well.


She's a bartender and when Stevie J and Joseline go to the club she works Joseline blanks and ignore her.


Irrelevant Rasheeda and Kirk

Boring married couple Rasheeda and Kirk are having problems and complaining about the same old 'married couple balance'. Yawn, yawn, yawn - boring. And apparently Rasheeda is pregnant.

K Michelle's vagina called Wooha

K Michelle is still worrying about her wooha vagina not working despite the doctor telling her there was nothing wrong. She also reveals some strange practices - such as throwing salt around the bed before she has sex to keep away the sex demons and cleaning the house with ammonia before the sun comes up. Ariane and Mimi tell her that's probably why she's single. Listen to her single below

Check out K. Michelle - V.S.O.P. (Audio) 

Friday 17 May 2013

R&B Divas Season 2 Episode 3: Nicci reveals all in her blog, Messy Tour business and drama. Monifah does a show case and Keke Burps in a business meeting, Nicci bitches about the Johnson Sisters


This was a long show about nothing in particular so I'm just giving a summary about the whole thing with a few highlights. So much drama about one tour

 


The Tour


I'm not sure if this tour drama is this real or fake? I give the benefit of the doubt so let's roll with this show. Anyway this show is one big moan, whine and bitch about this tour. I thought last season it was agreed they'd all go on a tour but apparently that's not the case.

So after Syleecia - School-teacher-sister-manager mentions the tour in the next minute the tour company or booking agency goes and put out an e-blast publicity about the tour and the girls are not happy.

Slyeena is now working with Bangladesh who looks like a shady dude in front of a keyboard.  I couldn't even understand what he was saying because I was distracted by another dude decked out all in jeans wearing a wolly hat.

Nicci shows Faith who goes on about her Dollars and Cents/Sense thing. It's got to make dollars for her to leave her house and sense.  Nicci grumbles that it's shady.  Faith is going to tell her lawyer to send a cease and desist letter. We find out later Monifah's manager had done the same.

At some point they all meet up except Syleena and everyone bitches about the use of their image without their permission. Nicci Gilbert makes it a Johnson affair saying it's Syleena and her sister's fault. She says Slyeecia Johnson should stick to teaching students. Nicci goes in hard.


Angie Stone just says once the price is right it's okay.



I'm not sure what the resolution was but I guess that's the story for this season. Will they or won't they go on tour.

UPDATE Apparently Nicci Gilbert (according to her blog) was going to arrange a tour as part of the show - you know she is executive producer with Faith Evans. Well due to some situation or another Syleecia Johnson muscled in on the idea and did her own thing - this is why Nicci feels some shade. Read Nicci Glibert's version  here posted on her blog Nicci Gilbert R&B DIVA DIARY " TRUTH ABOUT THE TOUR". There are a few supportive and critical (Slyeena stan/fan) comments.

Keke and Micheal for a business meeting

The couple head up to the Big Apple New York for a meeting with a big time management company.  Michael and Keke have a banter in the car about the tour and general stuff. Keke complains about Micheal and tells him he needs to think about the tour as well. Michael is like he is working on other things.

They arrive at the meeting  and Keke starts to misbehave like burping and making funny faces. She's just so excited she becomes silly. However the bottom line is it's a business and we know once a management company thinks you are talented and they can make money they will sign you.

She complains about the tour but the CEO tells Keke to keep her options and to look at it from the point of it's about her getting exposure and building up a following - like when a young unknown opened up for Rick James. He was called Prince. Keke is then sort of convinced. They tell


Monifah's Big Night

Monifah does a show case. Terez opens for her - what exactly does Terez doe? What is her job? Is she Monifah's PA? What happened to Monifah's daughter Akemi from last season? Was she not there? Okay that's covered.

Oh before I forget the venue didn't have dressing room facilities - not even a small office so Monifah cut her wig/weave in the bar area. Hygiene factor? Health and Safety. I shake my head. Oh also Queen Lafifah - Dana Owens can't make it.


Anyway she invites the girls  up to close the show but Slyeena isn't there. Apparently it was her kid's birthday - okay whatever.

The Johnson sisters - Slyneea and sister Slyeecia school-teacher-manager  bitch.

They bitch about the others and Nicci calling Slyeecia a school teacher - aint nothing wrong with being a school teacher. Anyway Slyeena is like why are they blaming her sister when it's the booking agent. At this point I don't care anymore about this senseless bickering. However next week it's more bickering. bitching and moaning about this stupid tour.

Thursday 16 May 2013

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta season 2 episode 4: K Michelle deals with Girly Kirk, Erica applies breaks with Scrappy, Joseline calls Benzino Granddad and a bitch. Irrelevant Traci and Drew waste more than Ariane. rs


This had got to be the funniest episode so far with my favourite characters K Michelle and Joseline giving it the best. I think both should win awards for their comic timing and humor.

 I'm just going to run through the main events giving a summay according to story lines and my opinion.

LoserVille and irrelevant - Traci and Drew.

Two others more irrelevant to this show than Ariane - Traci and Drew. We have Traci wanting to invest in Drew's business. She keeps on whining on her 'Family'. That is her,  ex (yes ex)Drew and their son. This is even more confusing than Stevie J and Mimi because Traci and Drew are no longer in a relationship.



It's stupid because it just seems that Traci is still in love with Drew which is why she is so angry about his hoes or girlfriends or lovers. She keeps on saying it's bad for son but the thing that really go me was when she said her son called her 'Megan'. Hmmm... that made me think that perhaps Traci did not have custody of the child otherwise no way the child would forget who his mother is.

This story is contrived and a non starter. Traci should move on. Find another good relationship with another man and provide a stable environment for her son. She is too old wanting to fight women who have nothing to do with her and are none of her business.

K Michelle Drama she deals with Kirk and her sad Wooha!

Kirk is stupid. Point blank stupid thinking he can talk sense to motormouth K Michelle. It was the funniest scene ever. So Kirk swaggers in and starts to tell K Michelle that she shouldn't be throwing candles at people.


At first K Michelle is reasonable until Kirk starts preaches about Rasheeda. Then she snaps and starts to hurl insults at Kirk. To be fair he was asking for it by going to see her.


Anyway she tells him he and Rasheeda are in a lesbian relationship and gives an imprompt performance calling Rasheeda a has-been with no career.

It's so crazy I nearly choked with laughter.

Then K Michelle invites her new BFF Mimi. Mimi asks if K Michelle could write a song for her new man.  Mimi confesses he's not really new but someone she's know for a while. This brings K Michelle to talk about relationships and her vagina.

K Michelle complains about her wooha (vagina) is not working and needs rehab. She says Wooha only comes awake with Jack Daniels so she is going to see her gynecologist about it.


Her wooha is numb and needs to have fun.  Mimi doesn't really know how to take it. Then K Michelle tells her about Kirk coming to see her and then says it's the reason she doesn't have a man because of man like Kirk being in the universe.

The gynecologist give K Michelle a once over and tells her she is find. K Michelle is unconvinced but the doctor insists it may be more emotional and she needs to move on. He suggests she goes online - eharmony. K Michelle is not impressed. She like she's spent too much money with her hair, breasts and teeth to go online.

The gynecologist doctor then asks what type of man does she likes. K Michelle says she likes Obama. The doctor asks why. K Michelle is like because he looks like he smells nice.


Erica, Scrappy and Momma Dee

Credit to Scrappy he's handling like a real man but I think it's beyond him. Ultimately both his mother and Erica want him to take sides but he's trying to keep neutral. He handles it maturely but I'm not sure that is enough. Erica wants him to stand up to his mother which he had done but not in the way Erica's want.

Erica finally wants to put the brakes on their relationship  - I think if it's true it's probably because now she has a lot more because of the show. Still from the show's point it doesn't matter because Shay Bucky is on stand by. Anyway Scrappy thinks Erica's break up is partly true and partly their pattern of make up, break off, on and off.



The main issue is that Erica and Momma Dee dislike each other to the point it could come to blows.  It's so bad that Erica loses all sense of reason and logic and just goes crazy. Momma Dee is already at that point and doesn't really care so it's explosive.

Scrappy tries to reason with his mother and told her that Erica just snapped. Momma Dee isn't convinced but accepted things happens.

 However she does tell Scrappy that Erica is disrespectful.  I just think that Erica has a very bad temper.
It's always going to be like that so Erica and Momma Dee should accept it.

 It get so bad that Scrappy goes and asks for advice from Kirk. Scrappy meets  pu$$y-a$$ed wannabe man Kirk at the strip club. Kirk is dressed like some colour blind teensager. Who the hell is Kirk to give advice? That's how bad the situation is.

Scrappy is like the situation has being like this for ten years so what does Erica expect now.

Dumb Kirk doesn't really have anything to say - I guess Erica thought with marriage on the agenda things would change. Anyway they end by stuffing dollars down a strippers thong.

Joseline Stevie J and Benzino.

Same old story about the sex and professional life of Joseline and Stevie. Too much business and too much pleasure.  Joseline is walking down an abandoned and deserted street - not a good look because it looks like she is working the block like a hooker - that is the sublime message. They could have arranged for Stevie it meet her at a restaurant or something. So like a trick looking for a hoe Stevie J's SUV slows down and Joseline jumps into it. It's all the sublime messages this show sends out.
 
Well same old drama about Joseline accusing Stevie of not caring about her.  Stevie says the right things and soon Joseline and Stevie are in bed together again.Joseline tells Stevie about what Benzino told Karlie.


She tells him that Karlie and Benzino watched an online video of her and then Benzino told Karlie he's slept with Joseline. Stevie isn't impressed because we all know that Joseline is straight forward and honest. She's not going to lie about sleeping with a man especally we she doesn't see sex as such a big deal.

Later on - like in a mafia movie style - Joseline and Stevie J pull up the parking the lot of Benzino's office. J

oseline confronts Benzino who doesn't really deny it. Ah... so it appears he has being telling lies.  She calls him a bitch, grandpa and liar.


 Then she accuses him of trying to sleep with her by sending her 6am texts. Benzino says it's about business but Joseline is not having and shows Steve J the text messages.

Benzino calls Joseline a prostitute and an escort. That's petty and mean but it's typical short man sydrome. Joseline still screaming goes and waits in the car.  Then Benzino starts to lay into Stevie J for not standing up for him and letting Joseline run her mouth.

Stevie says he just wants to establish the truth however Benzino doesn't answer Stevie's questions and keeps on bitching. Both declare their friendship over.

For a more detailed recap check out VH1 http://blog.vh1.com/2013-05-13/love-and-hip-hop-atlanta-episode-5/



Saturday 11 May 2013

R&B Divas Season 2 Episode 2: Syleena shows anger and hostility issues, Keke Whatt insults Angie Stone - the bickering just gets worse...and Monifah shows true love for her food

R&B Divas - the only show where the women actually eat! Be real now have you ever seen food touch the lips of any other reality show stars? You may see them at restaurants but they are usually just drinking cocktails.

The show opens with Faith going to see Syleena who just bitches at Nicci Gilbert. I'm done with this fake assed drama. Faith coolly tells her it's about making dollars and sense. She is doing this to pay bills so it needs to get resolved.

We then get an introduction to the newest member LatoCha and her family. Her husband and and manager Rocky seems pretty cool and is a bit of a joker. We see them playing happy families in their kitchen. The couple are telling their son he needs to eat well when Rocky tells his son that all the girls at school probably things he has a cool good looking father. Both son and Latocha aren't impressed with that comment. However it's just a joke. Latocha mentions there is tension in the group.


NIGHT OUT WITH WINE AND CHICKEN WINGS

The girls are all seated munching on deep fried chicken wings and drinking wine when Faith appears with the ANGIE STONE. Does anyone see how much Monifah is always stuffing in her mouth? We know it's free food but control yourself woman.

Anyway Angie lectures them about going on tour actually it's more like a sermon and preaching. Keke thinks it's about her but Angie says it's about everyone. Then she brings out her HOLY ANOINTED OIL. You got to be kidding me! Anyway she tells them this is what she uses to keep bad things at bay. Okay.

The reason why Keke is cool is because like Joseline in Love and Hip Hop Atlanta she is honest and open. She brings up the fact she is uncomfortable about people knowing how much she earns. We all know since Slyeena's sister is arranging the tour there are fears that she might know all this. Angie tells her it's not a problem once her manager - Michael puts in a clause. It's all about contracts - girls.

Nicci then sets off about Slyeena mushing, pushing and fighting everyone. She drags Monifah into it. It seems Monifah is more pissed at Nicci disturbing her stuffing her mouth with food so she goes off.

Syleena calls Nicci a liar and they just bicker like a bunch of hood hoes. At which point Angie decides she's had enough and goes about casting out Satan with her HOLY ANOINTED OIL.

Monifah starts to shout and grabs her bag saying they should resolve their differences and she is tired. To be fair I just think Monifah was full and so having been well feed she decided it was time to go home. Anyway she gets called back and Angie suggests they pray.

They pray but Keke is like it's fake prayer since the situation is going on. Monifah sets off again. I'm not really sure why Nicci and Slyeena have drama. Maybe someone slept with another's husband back in the day. There must be a man involved somewhere. I still don't get it - to be honest despite all excuses it still seems made up. Even Monifah - if she put that much effort in her singing her notes will be off the wall.

Anyway Slyeena confides in Angie they seem to be picking on her because she used to have anger issues. So we establish - anger and hostility issues. I'M CONFUSED.

NICCI BITCHES TO FAITH AND LATOCHA

Nicci invites Faith to bitch about the group. Nicci is like she doesn't like women who puts her hands on other people. Does that mean Slyeena has being fighting people? So LaTocha joins them and Nicci starts to bitch about Slyneena saying she has anger and hostility issues. She even goes as far as saying the Monifah and Keke feel the Slyeena issues. Wow!


MONIFAH AND NICCI

I'm still confused - is Slyeena a bully or not? At least prove it by showing some footage or scenes otherwise it seems made and fake. Monifah never gives a straight answer if she thinks Slyeena has issues or not - all she is like is that Nicci needs to resolve the situation.

Okay so even though Nicci and Faith are executive producers there are at least six other executive producers so maybe it's some behind the scenes drama that is acting out on the screen. Maybe some of the other producers want Slyeena's on the show.

LATOCHA AND KEKE

Latocha and Keke go shopping together to get to know each other. Latocha things Keke is a little strange - I think people are not used to Keke's honesty because she says what she thinks. Anyway it goes well and they decide to double date.

During the double date Keke is like she is happy about meeting Rocky and Latocha because she had no friends there. Latocha seems suprised. I think what Keke means is that rest of the R&B Divas are more like co-workers and associates but not what she would call friends. And I agree to a point.

Rocky give Keke some good advice saying she should channel all her emotional energy into her singing and talent. Use it as a way to express herself.

ANGIE STONE'S LADIES LUNCH

Angie speaks the truth to Monifah. She thinks she is in first class and the rest of the girls are in coach. She thinks they need to develop a first class attitude. So she decides to call a lunch.

At the lunch she starts to talk and Keke is like she doesn't want to do the tour becuase she isn't old or something.

Angie Stone is like she was embarrassed about the last time they met. She warns them if she gets about interruptions or rudness she is going to walk out. I doubt it because this show also gives Angie Stone exposure to a new audience.

Anyway while Angie is saying stuff Keke decides to do some ordering which Angie takes as disrespect. The start to argue and Keke is rude and comes out with about she doesn't need to tour because she isn't old. I think she means an old-has been. It hits a nerve with Angie who then walks out. Keke doesn't really care because she is like all this chat and talk doesn't pay her bills.

The others are shocked but that's Keke. However when she leaves Nicci goes after her and apologies her Angie Stone telling her that the team needs her. Nicci also tells Angie that Keke is hard work.

Keke is like she is being treated like a three year-old.

Anyway Angie goes back to the table and Nicci starts to applogise again. Then Slyeena butts in about her story and how Nicci disrespected her. OK. Angie is like it's not about Slyeena and Nicci drama but we can see Slyeena is gaming for a fight. Keke goes in like Angie is treating them like children and for some reason it becomes a quarrel. Keke takes her bag and walks out.


and in the confessional calls Angie Stone an 'OLD ASS BITCH'. Is there going to be a reunion show?

Anyway Nicci goes outside and calms Keke. Keke is like she is not a child - yes she does have six/seven kids and also her mother is in Kentucky. Angie has no right to speak to her like that. Fair enough. Nicci says she knows Keke and Michael pay their own way and bills but can she just ride it out. Keke considers it and then agrees to back in.

For some reason Angie backtracks and says she doesn't want to be their Momma and she tells Keke that they should talk in private if there is a disagreement. Keke just turns her face and rolls her eyes.

There it ends. I'm still confused about the Slyeena drama.

Friday 10 May 2013

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta season 2 episode 3:Everybody acts Crazy - Erica fights Momma Dee and Scrappy, K Michelle waxes Rasheeda with a candle, Joseline says Benzino has tiny genitals and Mimi may have finally replaced Stevie J

The season started off dull but it's gone from zero to one hundred in this episode. Where do I start? It's not so much the girl fight but it's the comic humour that also makes it funny. Did anyone notice that when Stevie J saw Joseline in club he was all mouth - that's because we know Joseline has whip and knock him out. No one can challenge Joseline when it comes boxing - male or female she will win. She proved it last season.

One question I have why do all the women have the same shade of lavender lipstick in the confessionals? Are they saving on make up?

I'm going to be going by story lines.


Erica and Scrappy Drama

I'm not sure where to start here but it ended with an explosion. Anyway Scrappy told Erica about Bucky Shay coming to see him at the studio and how she was all sad and crying. Erica wasn't impressed and thinks like all of us Shay Bucky just wants to get back with Scrappy.

Scrappy also told Erica he thinks his mother was scheming with Shay Bucky. Erica definitely isn't impressed and it's agreed that Scrappy will have a talk with his mother Momma Dee.


Scrappy goes and talks to his mother. With Momma Dee it's pretty much in one ear and out of another. She just went on about how much she didn't like Erica. Scrappy then told her she needed to be happy and respectful of his choice and situation. He didn't understand why liking Erica the mother of his child was so difficult for his mother who would rather be in carhoots with Shay Bucky.


Mamma Dee started going about her kingdom and Prince of the South theory and even Scrappy thought she was carrying it a bit too far. Then he proposed that maybe they should all have dinner together - Mamma Dee can make some nice fried chicken and macaroni cheese and come break bread with him and Erica. Mamma Dee isn't convinced but agreed.

Scrappy then told Erica about his idea while they went shopping. He looked a bit like a celebrity wearing over sized girly shades. They did some horse play with the trolley and settled to talk about the situation which Scrappy squeezed some fruit in the fresh produce section.

Erica wasn't convinced it was one of Scrappy's best ideas but agreed to it anyway. On another note she looked very thin like she'd lost a lot of weight so her face though still beauitul looked very angular and harsh.

The dinner happened. The two Moms come in with food. They all have a nice prayer though Momma Dee goes a bit crazy on some of the prayer bit. Erica dished it all out nicely and then then Scrappy who seemed surprisely mature decided it was time to resolve differences.

He started by asking Erica's mother why she didn't believe him about his intensions to Erica. Momma Erica is surprising cool headed and said it was based on his past experences - cheating, doing dirty on Erica, and his general irresponsible behavouir. He told her that there's been some positives as well otherwise Erica won't be there.

Anyway Erica comes in and starts shouting. The thing is we all know Erica has a big mouth on her. We talk about K Michelle but aleast there is some logic.


Erica just goes off at one at this point I've lost the story but it's something about 'respect'. Instead of talking calming she starts to shout and scream. Soon Mama Dee joins in and all of sudden Erica jumps up as if to hit either Mama Dee or Scrappy I'm not sure.

Scrappy World War breaks out and soon the producers and behind the scene security guards are getting involved.

Erica's mother holds her back. Her mother is a very calm woman - she must be shaking her head at the kind of family her daugther wants to marry into.


 Scrappy starts yelling he want back his ring! At one point they are outside and someone drives off in a Mercedes.

I'm still not sure what's happened but get this Momma Dee is now at for war. I'm also not sure how Scrappy can ever deal with is intended wife and mother get physical with fists. Something will have to give - either his mother or Erica.

 But like most men Erica gives Scrappy the one thing his mother can't - SEX. So he will be back with Erica soon however I'm not sure he'll marry unless he'll make a few dollars from it.

K Michelle and Rasheed

It all kicks off with Karlie Red singing in the studio. Rasheeda goes to visit her and after a while it turns to their common enemy - K Michelle. Karlie wants to do a dis-song but Rasheeda calls K Michelle a ZOO ANIMAL and doesn't want to waste her time.

 There is definitely no love lost between all parties especially when we all know the truely talented K Michelle now has a Warner Brother record deal. Jealous girls? I think maybe just a bit. Anyway Rasheeda confides she isn't happy at the thought of meeting K Michelle at Mimi's house warming party. Karlie and Rasheeda continue to bitch about K Michelle and insult her - calling her crazy etc.

The day of Mimi's house warming arrives - I swear I've seen the same apartment in either R&B Divas or Basket Ball wives. Maybe the realtor rents to reality show stars. Anyway Rasheeda walks in and K Michelle is sitting on a stool at the breakfast bar and Ariane is on the sofa. Naturally Rasheeda joins Ariane on the sofa.

Things are going very well when either Mimi or Ariane asks about this K Michelle and Rasheeda drama. Now I suspect they go a cue from the producers behind the scenes - well it all kicks off with 'bitch' this and 'bitch' that. I'm not sure who started but Rasheeda seems to be doing a lot of the talking.


Rasheeda goes about K Michelle slagging her off in the blogs but K Michelle reminds her of the instagram incident. OK - I remember that clearly (last season) and I was so disgusted with Rasheeda's behavour and language. I was like what was her problem. It went so out of control - because Tonya Wright never said a word but Rasheeda just carried on the drama. Anyway fast forward but to this season's episode.

In a battle of words we know K Michelle wins hands down - just like in a battle of fists Joseline is Queen Bee.


Anyway after some huffing and puffing Rasheeda takes her small frame and walks out. She is nearly out of the door with K Michelle drops 'Say Hi to Kirk and his three ear-rings." Now not being from Altanta I didn't know what that meant but Raheeda goes nuts, loco, crazy and rushes back to K Michelle. Wrong move.


We all know K Michelle is a thrower like Evelyn Lozada - whatever is in reach is a weapon - this time was a candle. K Michelle kicks her with feet and throws the candle on Rasheeda. At the point the secruty comes in to part them.

It was the funniest fight scene I'd ever since - these two tiny women trying to fight and the security lifting Rasheeda with one arm and carrying her out of the jiont. Later I find out K Michelle was implying Kirk was gay.

Oh and she also threw in that Rasheeda lacked any talent and rapped like Low Shawty. Ouch.

Finally with the drama over the VH1 security allow Rasheeda to go. Then she suddenly on the rooftop and Mimi runs after her. She explains herself to Mimi saying bitch this and bitch that. Whatever. Ariane comes and joins them saying that K Michelle is crazy to be doing stuff like that. Why is K Michelle crazy, just because she stands up for herself and sticks to her story? And who is Rasheeda to say K Michelle is a liar when as K Michelle says it's not as if Rasheeda was living under the bed to know all the details. For some reason they all laugh it off and seem to be on Rasheeda's side.

So Rasheeda rushes off home and tells Kirk. Kirk starts fronting saying he's not gay - he's a real street hood cat. Whatever. How can K Michelle disrespect his wife like that and he wants to talk to her about it. It's not K Michelle's business if he wear four or three earrings.


 And he is going to have a word with K Michelle. This is exactly the reason why Kirk gets called a bitch. He's acting like a female. In the end Rasheeda needs to sort it out. It's very stupid that this big man is going to talk to some pint sized tiny woman about his wife. It's K Michelle - just leave her alone but hey it will be fun because we all know K Michelle's mouth will finish him - bring it on Kirk.

Then Rasheeda is like K Michelle is jealous that she is married to Kirk. Hmm... I doubt it given all the scandelous and horrible rumours surrounding Kirk and Rasheeda. She even goes as far as to say K Michelle sleeps with everyone and whores about. Check - who has a major record deal now? Not Rasheeda I can tell you. Whose husband was involved in alleged vindictive and horrible internet rumours? And whose husband later on questions his wife's fidelity in a clip? Not K Michelle. So people who live in glasshouses should not throw stones.

On the other hand K Michelle meets Mimi and applogises for messing up her house warming. Whatever. I'm not buying it - I think the VH1 producers just set it up for K Michelle and Rasheeda to knock heads. Anyway after a lot of shallow talk Mimi acts tough and tells her to never disrespect her like that.

It's a pity she can't tell that to Stevie J but whatever K Michelle is way smaller than her. K Michelle is apologic and says sorry again however there is also drops in there is as much chance as she being freinds with Rasheeda as there is as Mimi and Joseline. I disgree I don't think the Joseline Mimi drama is that deep because none of the involved parties - Stevie J, Joseline and Mimi have ever commented on alleged threesomes together.

Mimi and Stevie J

Not much this show. They meet in a resurant and Stevie J is questioning her where she lives now. She tells him in Atlanta. He is like what about access to his daughter? Mimi is like they can get a schedule. He tells her he will find her but then he starts his old tricks like saying how good she looks etc. For some reason Mimi is resisting his charm and he thinks there can only be one reason she's found some new d$ck.

 He asks her straight out if she is seeing anyone and she doesn't answer. And for the first time we see Stevie does quite know how to take it. So the starts the normal boast and flexes his muscles then asks her for a kiss. She is like no. He goes to kiss her but she turns her cheek and that's it. If Mimi is truely with another dude cat, Stevie is out.

Joseline and Stevie J

Joseline is my favourite because she is honest about her intensions and what she wants. Anyway with her new booking agent Dawn is she is at club doing a gig. Dawn gives her the fee and she pockets it. Stevie walks in and starts to talk to Joseline about his cut. Joseline steps up to him and tells him she wants her contract. Now you all know Joseline can punch a muthafucka knockout style.

 Stevie J had been there during therapy and it wasn't nice. So he just talks all mouth. Also he knows he's going to creep back to Joseline for sex now Mimi is no longer on the agenda so his hands are tied. He just says a few threats and Joseline and her booking agent Dawn walk out.

Joseline then confides to Dawn that she has a lawyer who says she doesn't need to give Stevie J anything till she has seen her contract. Great move Joseline - I'm glad she seeked legal advice.


Anyway Joseline feels out of the loop so she called Karle Red to find out what's happening. She know Karlie Red is a gossip so she just wants information.

She meets Karlie in the park. Joseline asks Karlie about her and Benzino and Karlie is like they are still kicking it like dating. The it goes all vulgar - well Karlie lowers the tone but doing some kind of hooker moves about her vagina. Joseline who is very decent and ladylike compared says rubies. Karlie is like diamonds - Joseline disagrees and says rubies are good for her. Anyway Karlie drops a bombshell that Benzino said he had sex with Joseline. Also


Joseline is not impressed. Apparently Joseline implies that Benzino has a really small and tiny penis and she likes to at least be able to hold a man's genital in her hands. She also likes a good lick and feel. No way will she go for his short man - small dick type. It is one of the funniest scenes in the show. Karlie claisms that Benzino showed her a video of Joseline giving some self-pleasure. Okay let's be real here - he could have stolen that from Stevie J.

We know that Stevie J is alleged to have filmed himself and Eve so it's not unreasonable for Stevie to have filmed Joseline and left it laying around. It's a non -issue. Just because short this short ugly no-neck man has a video of Joseline it doesn;t mean anything. It's not exactly as if he was in the video. Now that would be proof. Karlie probably thought it was strange and weird he had it so he lied that he slept with Joseline.

Or maybe a threesome with Joseline and Stevie J where ugly man Benzino had to watch but not touch.
UPDATE - Apparently it was an online video of Joseline masturbating. I remember when people were accusing her of being transgender she up loaded a few pictures of herself to prove them wrong. Still it's pretty sick that Benzino would be showing a video of his friend's girl playing withself to another woman. Shady loser.

Joseline is pretty angry about it. I'm not sure why Benzino would lie about sleeping with Joseline but I believe Joseline because all through this she has pretty much only been with Stevie J. She doesn't mess around. But we all know according to Joseline Benzino has a very small and tiny dick.



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