Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 2 episode 5: Traci has Jealous Baby Mama Symdrome,Stevie J, Joseline Karlie and Benzino still talking porno and sex with Joseline, K Michelle talks about vaginas, salt and sex demons. Mimi introduces Nikko, Traci Steele

 I'm just doing a summary of whole show mostly because it was more of the same fuckery going round in each scene.

TRACI Steele has jealous Baby Mama Syndrome and need to get real

Traci Steele is plain annoying and it's pathetic situation. Too pathetic and sorry assed with her Jealous Baby Mama Syndrome. It's seven years since Traci and Drew have been together and while Drew smashes, sleeps, sexes around she pretends that they are a family. It's really strange because what will happen if one day Drew turns up with some hoochie mama and says this is who he wants to marry.

She is demanding change and I'm not sure she can when she's NOT EVEN GOING OUT WITH HIM.
  Even Drew tries to reason with her by saying it's been SEVEN YEARS since they were together.

 There is some miscommunication that suits Drew for now because he hasn't found anyone to settle with and  but if the cow keeps on milking dollars Drew is sure to be there to collect.

 Whether this story line is true or not or Traci Steele is using it for exposure she needs to get a back bone and listen to some Beyonce and not keep on winding about the one that got away. It also make Drew seem pathetic as well for all we know he doesn't pay any child support and gets payments from Traci to keep his assed housed, fed and clothed. A male gold digger.

The Rest

Mimi is now going out with a man called Nikko who was introduced to all the girls and Nikko wants her to star in his video.

Erica breaks it off with Scrappy after looking in his phone and finding out messages and called from other women. I'm confused because I thought his mother Momma Dee was the problem but apparently not - it seems our boy Scrappy probably thinks this is just for the show. Anyway he asks her if she wants to ring? Scrappy means probably does Erica want to get married. She doesn't answer nor does she return the ring.

Here is the thing - she is trying to change a ten year old relationship into some romantic fantasy.

Stevie J, Joseline, Benzino and Karlie

The main issue here is that Karlie carries stories round or is a snitch, sneak or taleteller or tattletale - take your pick. Just because you know something doesn't mean you say and I think at some point Stevie J tries to tell her that.

Anway drama of Benzino allegdly sleeping with Joseline and watching her Joseline porno gets out of hand. I'm not really sure what the point is - Benzino goes to talk to Karlie however Karlie starts to chuck stuff at him. And Benzino reveals he has a sex tape of him and Karlie Redd - NASTY!

Later on Karlie mets Stevie J and Joseline and at some point Joseline Joseline then jumps up and wants to punch Karlie's face in. She insults Karlie by calling her old, and saying that's why she has no career but then Joseline has exactly the same career options as Karlie - reality show star.

Who cares - all about some porno video of Joseline.

Stevie and a new wannabe

Stevie J is now hooking up with another wannabe who is tattooed like crazy - it's interesting but will they age well.

She's a bartender and when Stevie J and Joseline go to the club she works Joseline blanks and ignore her.

Irrelevant Rasheeda and Kirk

Boring married couple Rasheeda and Kirk are having problems and complaining about the same old 'married couple balance'. Yawn, yawn, yawn - boring. And apparently Rasheeda is pregnant.

K Michelle's vagina called Wooha

K Michelle is still worrying about her wooha vagina not working despite the doctor telling her there was nothing wrong. She also reveals some strange practices - such as throwing salt around the bed before she has sex to keep away the sex demons and cleaning the house with ammonia before the sun comes up. Ariane and Mimi tell her that's probably why she's single. Listen to her single below

Check out K. Michelle - V.S.O.P. (Audio)