The Love And Hip Hop Atlanta episode 17 Reunion, Part II: Blockhead Kirk is still a yellow livered moron and thinks pulling out is a birth control method, Nikko is still dealing with and dating Mimi, Shay and Erica can't stand each other, Stevie J needs to grow up!

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Kirk and Rasheeda

It kicked off with yellow lily livered 'Pull out - method of birthcontrol' Kirk wearing yellow sitting on the couch opposite his pregnant wife. They played his video about him being unhappy about baby Frost whom he calls a setback. Poor Carter "Setback" Frost imagine the baby watching this at some point in life.

Anyway Kirk is like he was in a bad way - mid life crisis, his son was going through a trial and Rasheeda was focused on her career (well touring and bookings etc) and didn't have time for him. And the blockhead Kirk still thinks 'pulling out' is a viable method of birth control.  I can even go into that ignorance.  Despite the millions of dollars poured into sexual education and campaigns you still get people who think like Kirk. It's just poor education showing.  Goodness know what Kirk tells his sons about the 'birds and bees'. 'If you want to keep in raw, pull out, boy and you'll be okay' Ewww....

 He also accused the cameras of not showing all their fights.

We have all established that Kirk is a second rate Benzino when Benzino is third rate. Kirk is just a moron, imbecile and fuckwit. He is simply a blockhead because he doesn't understand the bigger picture  THAT HE EMBARRASSED HIS WIFE ON NATIONAL TELEVISON! The man has the emotions of a fish - cold. He simply doesn't think. He's a disgrace.

So it was addressed that we out her including myself might think it was set up. Rasheeda denied it saying she was still consulting a lawyer and she and Kirk were still living apart like 'separated.'  I still think it was set up however it went too far. So yes I think to some extent Kirk was set up by VH1 and the producers by getting the women there. However you can take a horse to a river and can't make it drink - this fool and buffoon drank.

Anyway Bezino had his say so did Traci Steele yelling pop corn ho and bitches.  Apart from that there is nothing to say about their situation apart from wish them luck.

Stevie J, Nikko Ariane and Mimi

Mimi tells Stevie J she will be his friend but he lies too much and even Joseline agrees. Stevie J seems to be trying to manipulate Mimi but she really had moved on.

Then Nikko comes on stage and it gets interesting.

This was just about two ugly bulls - Nikko and Stevie J locking horns over their egos and Mimi.  Stevie J starts throwing money in the air. It gets so tense that we all know if Stevie J could sleep with Mimi he would. The only reason why he doesn't is because Mimi's thighs are clamped tight with no passage of way.

Anyway Stevie J is childish accusing Nikko of giving a fake Rolex to Mimi. Mimi doesn't say much on the matter - she is very dignified about the whole thing. However we find out that she and Nikko are still dating - and to make it worse Nikko accuses Stevie J of ringing Mimi interrupting their 'love' time.

It's very easy to see Stevie J is insanely jealous that Nikko is with Mimi. Oh and as usual Ariane disapproves of Mimi's relationship. But who really cares?

Scrappy Mama Dee Deborah, Erica Dixon and Mignon Dixon.

This is a hard one and I don't think there is any solution. Scrappy says he tried but can't seem to please Erica however if you notice Scrappy has being consistent about Erica since season one. Erica accuses Scrappy of cheating first with his ex, then with one of his homeboy’s babymomma. That's very low on two levels. Low for Scrappy to do and low for Erica to bring up - because at the end of the day each of Scrappy's homeboys will be think who and it can cause trouble. But ya'll know Erica has a mouth on her when she gets angry.

 Anyway with all this Scrappy Bashing Scrappy snaps and turns the focus on Erica - he accuses her of going with a married man a getting pregnant by him. I'm not sure who said it may have being K Michelle or Rasheeda who said Scrappy don't. The whole place is shocked. It's more shock because both Erica and Scrappy took it to the personal level.

Momma Dee Deborah still refuses to accept Erica but I think what Momma Dee said about Erica's Mother was low and wrong. She refered back to her drug addiction days and told Mingnon to go smoke on a crack pipe - Momma Dee Deborah was out of order.  That was too low and Momma Dee accepted that was wrong though she did not apologise. Well done to Mingnon!  It's take so much effort, motivation and disclpine to get off drug that it should be  never used against someone! Shame on Momma Dee!

Shay is called to the stage and it goes into a messy with her and Erica just being plain mean and nasty to each other! Sometimes these women fight for the cameras but sometimes it goes deep - like with Erica and Shay.

The exchange between Shay Johnson and Erica Dixon was disgusting, disgrace and degrading. The insults traded back and forth  were just immature but Shay Johnson and Erica Dixon are jealous of each other- it's not even about Scrappy. It's just two envious and jealous women dealing with each other. Individually each is a pleasant young woman (I mean both Shay and Erica)  but put them together and they become like female pack dogs. And as I said it's to do with a lot more than Scrappy.


Benzino, Karlie Redd, Stevie J and Joseline: Who is telling the truth?

Who will ever know the truth? I believe Joseline here but then I also believe that Benzino showed Karlie Redd a video of Joseline online doing her thing. And I also believe that he may have bragged about sleeping with Joseline even though I believe Joseline different. Why? Joseline is open and honest about her life - which is why she is so likeable - well I like her.  So if she slept with Benzino she will says she has. She doesn't view it as a big deal.

However to complicated things more I think Karlie Redd and Benzino are still knocking boots or sleeping together - hence when Bezino got annoyed with Karlie he revealed her text message to him.  Which he shouldn't have really because it was private and it's all a game.

So leaves us to season three - well nothing was left on a cliff-hanger. It just seemed a bit boring as if everyone has had their five minutes of reality fame.  K Michelle is going to Love and Hip Hop New York which is tired and a waste of TV watching time.

In Atlanta it seems most people are at a stale mate or going round in circles so something new will have to happen next season. Unless Scrappy does something new it will the same cycle of Erica and his Momma Dee which after two seasons of I think we have exhausted.

Stevie J and Joseline I think is has given all it can. Maybe introduce another angle because we are tired of hearing of how big his private parts are or how good he is to Joseline when he's really an old man - well mid forties manipulating a  naive young girl (yes I mean Joseline) who puts on a tough front and attitude - she is only about 26 years old compared to the worldly Stevie J 46 plus - which is why his other baby momma's tolerate her.

Kirk and Rasheeda - if not for this humiliating and embarrassing story line might have being dropped from the show.

Traci and Drew - non event. Need I say more?

Till next season...

Love And Hip Hop Atlanta Episode 16 Reunion : Part 1 Boring, predictable and dry. Same old Stevie J, Scrappy and their women

This reunion was mild compared to last season.

Nothing much happening apart for a bit of shouting, screaming and yelling. I don't really have much to recap on it. In some respect the characters have grown. Erica's blue dress looked like a pre-strip dress  a stripper would wear before she started to take off her clothes. How can Joseline look more elegant than Erica? Anyway last season Erica was something more like an underslip chemise so I guess it's an improvement from last year.

Mimi, Stevie J and Joseline

So all intros are in then for some reason Joseline and Mimi start bickering. I think it's about Joseline wanting to get married and Mimi's new pair of breasts implants. Anyway Joseline jumps off the coach and wants to throw her shoe at Mimi - at that point I realise Joseline is quite a small woman. She is tiny - not very tall at all. You all know we have never seen her in flats.

 Anyway they bring on Stevie J at some point and they bring up the life ring situation.  Joseline is annoyed that when Mimi drops off her daugther Eva to Stevie J, Mimi just ignores her. OK. Then Stevie explained why he gave Mimi a friendship ring.  

Stevie started saying he was like bank of ATL blah blah blah. At some point it boiled down to sex and beefcake.  Mimi is saying that Stevie is acting up because she won't give him fellatio or sex - and he keeps on texting her. Moronic Stevie J is like lettuce and we all know lettuce means lettuce 'head'.

They go back and forth and in the end Mimi says Stevie J is just an old man manipluating a young girl - Joseline is 26 and Stevie J is in his mid-late forties. She said Stevie J was just playing mind games with Joseline. I agree with her. Joseline needs to try and come good with something for herself. She needs to use Love and Hip Hop as a platform for something. I think Stevie J  and Joseline are now married but who know? Nikko was not mentioned at all.

Traci and Drew

Can't really see the point but Drew doesn't care and Traci wants to be respected. Not sure I get it.

Shay Bucky Johnson and Erica Dixon

They traded insults again I'm sure Scrappy is still seeing both of them. Even if Shay Bucky is only a friend. I mean he's in contact with both. Shay threw into the ring that Erica still wasn't married.

Scrappy and Erica

Scrappy has come a long way in terms of growing up. Even with the conversation about them getting back together - he kept it open saying he alway loved her but I think it's like last season when he said Erica was only there when she chose to be there.

So it could be that Erica only turned up because VH1 was shooting and told her because it was in her contract however when there was no cameras she didn't make an effort. He didn't come out and say that but Scrappy implied he needed someone he could rely on. Hence I guess that's why Shay is still in the wings as a friend. Scrappy was pretty gracious in the whole thing.

Erica broke into tears. Momma Dee Deborah or Mignon didn't say anything - so I guess it is finished.

Kirk and Rasheeda


Yellow bellied Kirk turned up in yellow - show exactly what kind of man he was. 

Rasheeda looked like Rasheeda nothing much there apart from the baby is going to be called Carter Frost. They are going to be on next week if anyone cares.

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta season 2 episode 15 - Finale: Joseline is humilated by Stevie J, Rasheeda and Kirk still play ping pong, Scrappy blames everyone but himself and K Michelle moves to New York

We come to end of this season after 13 weeks - whoa! It's a reality show along a fixed story line and sometimes things change Che Mack was dropped because she was boring and allegedly wouldn't sleep with Stevie J. Her interview  is here then she was dropped from the reunion show.

Shay Bucky Johnson probably expected a move positive portrayal but was shown as a trouble making hoodrat while Erica portrayed as the long suffering angelic baby mother/fiancee.  However it appears away from the camera Shay was also supporting Scrappy but it didn't fit into the show's format.   See her interview with the Breakfast Club - Power 105.1. Discard what she says about Erica (because it's just women being nasty and bitter to each other) but you can also hear how close she is to Scrappy.

So the show does manipulate, edit and dictate the storylines. Even here sometimes I'm rooting for someone but then something happens to reveal that person in a different light. It's all fun and games....

THE FINALE


As expected Stevie J didn't give Joseline a straight answer. He just tells her to give it TIME - which is Stevie J code for no.

Joseline being simple-minded and naive believes she is making progress. Joseline may be wise when it comes to the street but in matters of the heart she is very young.  So we get a lot of cross communication and miss-communication.



What's worse is Stevie J going on in the confessionals about how can woman propose to a man. The guy is creep but then he's the best thing that has happened to Joseline so what can anyone say. It's all relative - she's used to low life losers who just treat her like a piece of junk so this jerk looks like Prince Charming.

Anyway they are now life partners but Stevie J is only thinking about his penis and the cut he gets from being Joseline manager. Remember he'll be due a cut of her check/cheque from the show too.


RASHEEDA AND KIRK

We are going round in cycles with these two. A part of me still thinks part of it was planned but it went out of control. Whatever - Kirk turns up in some cheap-looking jeep filled with just balloons and some cheap looking baby clothes. Kirk apologises to Rasheeda. She doesn't accept and then tells him to go away and think about what he really want. She is like even if he bought Louis Vitton and channel - which is obviously DID NOT - the VH1 budget did not stretch that far. Also why does Kirk dress like a teenager?



I'm tired of all this playing around. We know Kirk cheated. We know he's a jerk but we also know Rasheeda kicked him out. This is not about wrong or right - when someone leaves the marital home - it's usually the last straw. The first is sleeping in separate beds the second is moving out.



Wrong or right the instant a woman kicks a man out - it's out of sight. So it's always a risk. There is right. There is wrong. There is reality. The Frosts are boring again and frankly I don't really care with all this yada yada yada ping pong. However I think they are back together again. So happily boring ever after.

Oh, I forgot Rasheeda got the girls to pretend to paint some room so she could bitch about Kirk yet again and have Erica whine about how inspiration Rasheeda (whom she's only know for a minute on screen) was to her.

SCRAPPY NOW DARRYL IN REHAB

So Darryl Scrappy in now in celeb rehab wearing his clothes and not orange jumpsuit with a number on it. He has his own apartment with a kitchen, lounge and bedroom. No bunk-bed, two by four cell here. Nope A List Scrappy Darryl is living it up in rehab. The only thing is that there is no weed so he's plain sober and he's not used to that. In lockdown he probably could have scored a little something something. Anyway with a clear mind and clarity Darryl Scrappy can actually see things clearing.



So Momma Dee pops in  to see her little prince Scrappy Darryl and like the spoilt brat momma's boy Darryl is he starts to blame his mother, Erica and Shay for making him smoke weed. His mother is not having. Deborah as we now know she is called puts her foot down and says smoking weed was his own fault. They may have been triggers in his life but Scrappy Darryl needs to take responsible, stop blaming everyone else and be a man about it.



I think that's probably the first time Momma Dee Deborah has actually told her son to take some responsibility. And to be fair to Scrappy Darryl he does in his own way but he is caught up between two very demanding women - Erica and his mother.



Anyway Erica comes to finally dump him - or give him back his ring. Saying she doesn't want to marry him anymore. And she pawned the ring out of spite - I think we all got that bit. In season one I thought Erica was too hot-headed and wanted Scrappy to do things her way.



I wasn't impressed when she expected Scrappy on probation to beat up Stevie J. It could have violated the conditions of his probation (which he did anyway by smoking weed). However overtime I think she has grown and matured. Also become more self confident due to the show. However and the big however is that this show depends on her connection to Scrappy.

I have been asking where Shay Bucky Johnson was with all this drama and it seems that she was in the back ground however it didn't suit the storyline for her to be featured. So a lot is going on behind the scenes. Which was why Scrappy mentioned Shay's name to his mother. Shay did a radio interview (the Breakfast Club - Power 105.1) and she said some things. You have to take a few things with a pinch of salt but it appears she and Scrappy are good friends. So if you have time check it out and listen for yourself.

As for this marriage thing - I don't see Scrappy marrying Erica unless it's for the show. Erica has grown and matured but the ticket to her reality fame is still Scrappy because in terms of reality she's not interesting enough. And the same applies to a lot of the women on the show with the exception of K Michelle and Rasheeda (no matter how boring) who have careers in their own right.

Look at what Karlie Redd had to do to stay in the show - go and beg No-neck Benzino for money for a new boob job. Are you telling me she can't raise the money for that by doing some shows, or even ask other rich 'friend'. Did Karlie Redd have to humiliate herself asking a lecherous Benzino on TV for money who then goes to her like a trick  and says Karlie Redd has to be 'nice' to him like Karlie is some cheap corner hooker.

K MICHELE TELLS ALL SHE IS GOING TO NEW YORK

K Michelle announces she is going to New York and Erica who had never being two miles out of Atlanta not to speak Geogia state asks what's wrong with Atlanta. Emmm.... do we really want that answered?

Anyway I think Mona Scott has drafted K Michelle to help the failing franchise of Love and Hip Hop New York. But I doubt even K Michelle can save that lot. That was really the Chrissy Lampkins and Jimmy Jones show - even I see it now. I tried watching Joe Buden and co but turned after three shows. The man has no charm or charmisma. No does Consequence and his Jen Pen.

He's just a plain Joe loser. I go in hard with Stevie J, Scrappy and Benzino but these men have some appeal. They are charming in their own right. Joe Buden is a second rate Kirk Forst and that ani't good because Kirk Frost is third rate. Richard Dollaz is a side kick and so is Erica Mena. Olivia is plain boring - yawn yawn yawn - maybe K Michelle will chuck a wine glass at her and start some beef - who know *shrug* but more importantly who cares?

 

Anyway I digress they entire female cast including Joseline except Rasheeda and Mimi all gather. Not sure why Erica has beef with Joseline but Joseline is on best behaviour and tells then she is practically engaged. Oh yes, I remember Joseline whupped Erica in season one when Erica and Scrappy ambushed Joseline and Stevie J at the studio - see how a VH1 cheque/check can make you break bread with your enemies and haters at the dinner table or in this case share cocktails?



A few surprises around the table though they start to bitch about it when they hear she proposed. Joseline acts all tough but you can see it does get to her a bit. In those situations you can see Joseline still needs a little bit more polishing because she seems awkward and uncomfortable.



Ariane seems to have some sort of thyroid problem because in some scenes she seems slim then an extra twenty pounds. She seems to go from a size 6 to a size 14 in a minute then back down again. Anyway she announces yet again that she is gay  - boring. Joseline is like nah - I just like men.

At some point Karlie Redd (who does anything for a Love and Hip Hip Atlanta pay check/cheque) arranges a meeting between K Michelle and Rasheeda.  Boring boring nothing much apart from Rasheeda playing the pregnant woman card saying meeting K Michelle could have affected her condition.

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This is from a woman who'd just watched her husband on a fake threesome orgy - if that didn't induce labour what would. Also being down the lawyer's office to find out about her rights. She is the kind of female back home in Africa that will be working on the farm till baby drops - that's how strong Rasheeda is. Good strong woman.
Anyway Rasheeda and K Michelle act civilised and shake hands.

BUSYBODIES ERICA AND ARIANE GO TELL MIMI ABOUT JOSELINE AND STEVIE J

So Erica and Ariane just couldn't leave it messy Karlie Redd to give Mimi the news about Joseline and Stevie J however Mimi is more interested in showing her new pair of titties... breast implants and even Ariane has a feel at them.




BENZINO AND STEVIE J

Benzino says sorry and that he lied about sleeping with Joseline or maybe Karlie Redd lied about him telling her he had slept with Joseline. It's confusing. Also the fact a near fifty year-old man would behave in this way. It's creepy. Then some fake Joseline look-a-like comes in and starts bitching about Joseline. It's too much so all we need to know is that Benzino is sorry. Then at some point he apologises to Joseline and gives her some cheap chocolates.

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I wonder whether Benzino was told to do it to keep in the show. Maybe Benzino was getting boring and was told by the show he needed to keep relevant so it was this Joseline BS. Benzino has being mostly a side piece this season with nothing going for him.

Benzino whines about having no chicks but we know he's planting it between every spread he can get - he needs to play a part to get a VH1 cheque/check  and that's what he's doing.

HOW IT ALL ENDS...

Stevie J gets Joseline up to some penthouse room with a piano. I think he's given her a theme and there are some flowers I believe yellow rose petals scattered on the floor. He's on the piano with three champagne glasses.



Joseline appears wearing a nice yellow dress all excited. She is a bit puzzled by the third glass but rolls with in. Walks in Mimi with her new breasts - bought with the cash Stevie J gave her - probably Joseline's video money. And it looks she's also had some liposuction on her tights. I don't recall her thighs being that thin but whatever it's her body and she looks great. She sits down.



 I'm not sure what Stevie J was thinking when he arranged this. Anyway he makes a little speech about being life partners to Joseline slips a ring on her finger then turns to Mimi and gives her a ring.

Joseline very hurt and humiliated leaves the room and Stevie J goes after her. She is so hurt that she pushes the camera out of her face. Then she thumps and kicks at Stevie J and the crew and security have to separate them.




Then we cut to Mimi who seems to be having fun smiling and drinking her champagne but I bet she was told to behave that way because it seemed so fake.



 There are no winners here because Mimi needs another season of being connected to Stevie J to stay on the show and be relevant. Without all this pandering there will be no VH1 cheque/checks so she is as much a victim as Joseline is in this circus.

STOP PRESS it appears Stevie J did get married to Joseline after all. Not sure how true this is but good luck to them if it is - however this doesn't change my opinion of Stevie J. Or maybe they are just trying to help out Benzino's failing magazine.

THE PROBLEM WITH JOSELINE AND THE OTHER CHICKS

Joseline was exploited, humiliated and made to look a fool. Not even I expected this ending from Stevie J and it left a sour taste in my mouth. All jokes aside, I can see why this man is a loser. I mean a real loser. A failure. Both in his work and personal life. To humiliate someone you say you love like that is beyond what I can think.  The relationship with Mimi is supposedly finished - it's supposed to be about co-parenting and he has four other children somewhere around. This man was working with the likes of Shawn Combs (P Diddy/Puff Daddy) back in the day - now he's washed up and messing  women up for the reality TV on VH1. Joseline is 26 years old and he's about 46 (but take care of himself). In the hood he's old enough to be her grand-daddy.


I like Joseline because she's honest - she can be bitchy at times to Che Mack and Karlie Redd but it's human.  The problem with Joseline is that she has no real talent apart from being herself. I saw the video which was appalling - basically what Mimi said - a soft porno and she couldn't sing.

Without this show and Stevie J love triangle Joseline knows she'll be back in the club stripping so she really needs to have an exit plan for all this rubbish. She needs to invest in herself and do something that will give her a launch for the long term - even if it means going back to school or something. Because Stevie J is a one-way ticket to loserville and Joseline needs to do better than that.

She is going to be back there doing the same old stuff with Stevie J and Mimi - talking rubbish but the problem is that Love and Hip Hop is not like the Real House Wives or Basketball Wives that are focused on women - Love and Hip Hop is focused on the MEN and THEIR women.

Anyway I wish them all luck and I hope Joseline gets it together because she is the most vulnerable of the lot.

Oh I find the wrap ups just fake and as for Drew and Traci - please. That is just another cheque/check because unlike the others there is no real relationship. At least Mimi was still with Stevie J when she started - there is nothing interesting about Traci's seven year's drought waiting for her baby daddy Drew to mature - but like K Michelle says - it's about safe sex and checks.

Love And Hip Hop Atlanta season 2 Episode 14: Kirk blames peer pressure, Karlie has leaking breast implants and begs Bezino for cash for new ones, Mimi gets new breasts, Scrappy want to get married again, Joseline proposes to Stevie J

 It starts off with Shirleen Momma Rasheeda driving off and telling Kirk she's not finished with him. This points out to me that it's highly unlikely there will be a reconciliation.

 Douche Bag Kirk lets us know he can beat on OLD WOMEN

Knucklehead Kirk starts talking about giving his mother-in-law a free pass otherwise it would have been another matter. Okay, I think we get the bike was an extension to Kirk's dick/penis/manhood so Momma Rasheeda kicked him where it hurt by mashing up his bike.

Anyway Kirk doesn't think before speaking because why would you want to fight an old woman. This is where he's a total moron and imbecile - only a crackhead desperate for a hit would fight an old woman. Maybe the bike is on lease and he hasn't finished making repayments on it. Whatever it is Rasheeda's mom is like over 60. Kirk is a disrespectful jerk.

 Kirk and Rasheeda talk and he blames peer pressure.

Moving on swiftly he and Rasheeda start the same old talk. Four earring Kirk comes out with normal excuse of how those bitches meant nothing to him and how he loves Rasheeda, the new baby and their son. Then he says in typical man talk that Rasheeda is unreasonable with all her yelling, screaming and shouting. He's like he only made a mistake - yes on national TV. However time out - I do think he may have been sort of set up in a way VH1 got the women and booze flowing when he thought he was going for a boys weekend.

Rasheeda and Kirk continue to discuss this problem. Kirk speaks with the emotions of cold water fish - he wants to be with his family. He blames peer pressure - does he mean Benzino? To be fair Benzino did warn Kirk.

The worst thing is that Kirk is calm so he makes Rasheeda look irrational. He's like you kicked me out yada yada yada. He is too cool. Rasheeda just gets angrier and angrier till finally she tells him normally in the State of Georgia it's a 50-50 split but with adultery she can get it all Rasheeda means business. Kirk now pays attention since it's going hit him in the pocket - think of all that child support he'd have to pay if he separates from Rasheeda. Plus division of their business assets and the house.


Cold Fish Kirk meets No-neck Benzino for advice and more peer pressure

He goes meet with no-neck Benzino who tells Kirk he has two options. Option one is to beg and woo Rasheeda with a new car (whip) full of bags and shoes - is that what these two jerks think? Give a woman a nice bag and a pair of shoes and all is forgiven? Really?

The second option is Benzino has a number of a good divorce lawyer so Kirk can lawyer up and not get thrown out on the streets. Kirk probably reckons getting an whip full of shoes and bag is cheaper than engaging lawyer services who charge by the second.

Erica and Mimi

Erica and Mimi go to a golfing range and it's all about baby daddies and now these men try to manipulate them with money and gifts.

REAL LIFE SOLUTION - instead of bitching about how useless Scrappy and Stevie J are s when it comes to money and child support Mimi and Erica can go the local Atlanta Department of Health and Human Services Child Support Enforcement Division and pay the application fee and file the child support paper work.

The Department of Health and Human Services Child Support Enforcement Division will serve Scrappy and Stevie J, get an order established and start garnishing wages.

 If Scrappy and Stevie J get in arrears for over $5,000 they will lose all professional licenses, driver’s license and will not be able to leave the country.

However that is too simple and not as fun as Erica and Mimi bitching about their baby daddies. So Mimi continues to whine  how whenever Stevie J gives a gift it comes with strings attached - Erica is more blatant about it. Scrappy wants sex. Mimi concedes it's all about power games.

Then Mimi says she wants a new pair of breasts. She breastfeed Eva for three years - given Eva just turned four - was Mimi still breast-feeding in season one? Anyway Mimi just wants perky breasts - who doesn't? I personally part of the reason is that Mimi has also lost a lot of weight which may have affected her chest.

Erica and Mimi go to a surgeon who does the due diligence of asking her the reason why she wants the implants - she tells him for herself. This is all rubbish because people will just lie on the form. So it's agreed.

The surgeon hands them some implants and Erica cracks jokes about the size of Joseline's implant. 

Joseline and Stevie J

So 'Everything I've been Through' Joseline is getting a bit boring this season. Anyway she give Stevie J her savings to make a video and also a ticket to Puerto Rico. I'm not saying anything about her paying for Stevie J's ticket and her own video!

Sleazy Stevie J not being one to turn down a free holiday and a wad of cash accepts. However in a minute he's down the bar trying to buy his baby mother Mimi's attention. Stevie tells Mimi about the video shoot and Mimi is like a porno? Stevie is no just Joseline's music video and Mimi is like that's what she meant. Ouch!

Anyway this douche bag Stevie gives Mimi a present - a bag with a wad of cash.  I suspect that's Joseline's money. Mimi says nothing but just takes gift and  the cash - I think Mimi's just found her money for a new pair of perky titties.

Mimi goes for surgery.

Mimi flirts with the surgeon while he marks up her breasts for surgery - yuck! She is rolling her eyes and trying to look cute with a soft voice.

But then again no one looks good in a srugerical gown and cap. So no Mimi, it's not going to work


 Joseline and Stevie J in Puerto Rico

This is where it gets a big funny! Joseline is an AMERICAN with Puerto Rico roots! She left Puerto Rico when she was seven years old - second grade. Given that her official age is 26 that's like nearly twenty years ago. She's about as Puerto Rican as about Stevie J is African. So all this Puerto Rican Princess is just about having a sense of identity. I thought she was more like Rihanna who left Barbados at 15 and had definite ties back in the country.  But it's the first time Joseline is going back in 19-20 years.

Anyway Joselines starts singing the old song 'Everything I've been Through' - her mother was a junkie, her father died of a drug overdose, she was treated very badly. At some point she and Stevie J had a competition on who was poorer and had hand-me-downs.  Stevie J's story I take with a pinch of salt - Joseline's is true but I think we get it. She's gone from streets- stripping to being a star. Stieve J changed her life.

Joseline starts crying. She is always crying on this show. She has no family, no father (I guess that was her stepfather that turned up to last season's reunion), her mother didn't care - she had nobody. Coming back to Puerto Rico was stirring up old memories for her.

Stevie J feeling awkard tells Joseline he's her family and he loves her. It's a touching moment but then we know Stevie J will say anything to get out of a situation - after all he did give Joseline's cash to his baby momma Mimi.

So Stevie J is lovey dovey and for the first time tells Joseline he loves her and he's loved her since day one. Very sweet but knowing Stevie J's mind he's probably making the difference between being in-love, loving someone and loving someone as a freiend and business partner - he just gave her the editted version.

Vedio Shoot

Nothing interesting much apart from Joseline looking very nice with a beautiful  it does look like she had butt implants.

Joseline proposes to Stevie J

Well, Joseline proposes to Stevie J.  The first thing Stevie J doesn't is swallow a mouthful of liquor - buying himself time to answer.

Let's look at Joseline's plan to get her man but will it work?

1. Takes him on trip to her homeland where she had a rough childhood
2. Crys about her situation  Everything I've been Through - tells Stevie she feels all alone with no family so Stevie J responds he loves her and will take care of her
3. They have fun on the beach
4. BOOM - the proposal knocks Stevie J out. He is in no position to say NO!
5. How can he say no when he told her he was her family and loved her.

 
You can see Stevie J's mind ticking about what to say. He accepts but there is a twist. You know there is a twist becuase Stevie J doesn't want to give up Mimi. So jugding from next week's finale we'll find out.


Scrappy Drama

Self confessed Marijuana Pot head Scrappy has a press conference and asks all to pray for him. Given he's a celebrity he can now have the Lindsey Lohan/ Hollywood treatment where he's allowed to swap a jail sentence/lockdown for rehab.

Scrappy's lawyer warns him about keeping it real and tells Scrappy failure means going back to rehab facility in jail.  Scrappy is like he doesn't want to go back to jail for smoking pot/blunts/marijuana. I think Scrappy is missing the point. He had violated conditions of his probation - it's not the smoking. It's his release comes with conditions attached and Scrappy needs to be responsible and not violate them. Whether it's keeping a curfew, not getting into fights or drug taking.

Scrappy and Erica

Scrappy thinks he's irrestiable and God's gift to Erica goes to meet up with her. He thinks by offering marrage again it will fix everything - that's what every girl wants, right?

Scrappy says all the right things about his Momma Dee being disrespecful and how he loves Erica and wants to marry her. It's  a different version of the same old story Erica has heard from Scrappy and this time she's not buying it.

Erica has grown and matured over this show - I think it's probably because she is a reality star in her own right so star-fame appeal of Scrappy had lost it's shine. Marrying Scrappy after seeing him cheat and his mother Momma Dee being disrespectful isn't appealing. She is no longer ordinary-worker-star-struck Erica the baby momma for a semi-famous cent-less rapper.

The biggest obstacle in their relationship is Momma Dee. And Scrappy needs to make a decision there - is he going to be always manipulated by his mother? Erica doesn't really care, I think, now she has exposure she can always get a new man on a higher level than Scrappy.

Karlie Redd needs new titties too and goes to Benzino for funding

Peer-Pressure Benzino is leering over a video he made as as a dis to Joseline. Isn't this like a few months old? Karlie comes acting all surprised and questioning him about it. But then Karlie Redd can't afford to annoy Benzino since she needs his dollars.

Apparently Karlie Redd's breast implants are leaking and she tells Bezino she needs about $4,000 to get them fixed. This is just basically prostitution at it's worse.

Doesn't Karlie get paid enough on the show to repair her leaky titties/breasts?  Benzino acts a leech and tells her he say to be nice to him. It's disgusting, begging Benzino for money on TV and then kissing him. And they all have the audcity to make fun of Joseline and call her a prostitute.